March 10, 2004

I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman

Ever since our former president explained to all of us that oral sex is not really sex, it seems to have become quite popular with the younger generations. I just wasn’t aware how much younger:

a group of children went to an isolated area of the band room, where the 11-year-old girl performed oral sex on the 13-year-old boy, while other students shielded what was happening.

An 11 year old? Oh. My. God. Just remember this when someone tells you that character doesn’t matter.

Posted by Clancy at March 10, 2004 9:08 AM