Mrs. Clancy had to travel on business this week leaving me at home to be Mr. Daddy. I think I’m a pretty good dad, so it really wasn’t too much of a problem. Very tiring, and “MO” (her new blog name) was a little depressed not seeing her mommy, but all in all thing went fine. Or so I thought…
I just came back from lunch and I stopped by the men’s room to make my bladder gladder. Men all know the routine – walk up to the urinal, unzip, bend slightly to reposition things while sliding you fingers around to catch the flap of your shorts and freeing the monster with your other hand. Except, this time, something wasn’t working right. Somewhere on the slide and catch phase there was no catch. After three tries, I looked down to reveal that these shorts don’t have a flap. But…
I realized that in my haste to get myself dressed while managing all the things one does when playing solo parent, I somehow managed to put my shorts on backwards.
Thankfully, Mrs. Clancy comes home tonight.