A friend of mine sent this to me in an email:
Wifespeak: Translation
* Do you want to?: We're going to.
* We need: I want.
* It's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious.
* Do what you want: You'll pay for this later.
* We need to talk: I need to complain.
* Sure...go ahead: I don't want you to.
* I'm not upset: Of course I'm upset, you moron.
* You're so manly: You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
* You're attentive tonight: Is sex all you ever think about?
* Be romantic, turn out the lights: I have flabby thighs.
* This kitchen is so inconvenient: I want a new house.
* I want new curtains: And carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...
* I need shoes: The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
* I heard a noise: I noticed you were almost asleep.
* Do you love me?: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
* How much do you love me?: I did something today you're really not going to like.
* I'll be ready in a minute: Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
* Is my butt fat?: Tell me I'm beautiful.
* You have to learn to communicate: Just agree with me.
* Are you listening to me!?: Too late, you're dead.
* Yes: No.
* No: No.
* Maybe: No.
* I'm sorry: You'll be sorry.
* Do you like this recipe?: It's really easy to make, so you'd better get used to it.
* Was that the baby?: Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep?
* I'm not yelling!: I'm yelling because I think this is important.
* All we're going to buy is a soap dish: It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, and I need to look at few new pocketbooks, and, oh my God, there's a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these pink sheets look good in the bedroom? Did you bring your checkbook?
I thought it was cute so I forwarded it to GF (expand below to see her response)
This was her response:
"I like it: Study it well as there WILL be a test"
Posted by Clancy at January 14, 2004 1:28 PM